How one monger's wife found out he visits escorts

Do you harbor a secret wish to let other's find out that you visit escorts?  Don't like keeping your visits to prostitutes a secret?  No problem!  If you follow the example of the gentleman described below, you can blow your cover easy with minimal hassle and debate.

To make sure people find out that you visit escorts, Do what this guy did and write down the name of three top escort services in your city, all of which can be quickly found via google.  Then leave the paper around carelessly so that your wife, girlfriend, or other loved one can find it.  Easy!